MC Paul Barman- Paullelujah

Paul Barman is rude, crude, and offensive. But he's got skills. And is pretty humorous. More likely funnier to guys. You won't believe some of the words he's able to rhyme.
Highlights: Anarchist Bookstore Part 1
Lowlights: Cockmobster. Yeah, the song is catchy as hell, but it could just be the fact that I'm a girl that I can't get down with the subject matter of the song. God forbid these women hear it! And Talking Time Travel is just sort of annoying.
Verdict: I think I recommend his ep first.

Betty Blowtorch- Are You Man Enough?

I don't even know what to call this. Girlie biker rock? Supposedly it grows on you but I had enough of Guns N Roses when they were doing it. I have those cds to revist if I get the urge. I guess I'm just not man enough.
Highlights: Size Queen (only because it features Vanilla Ice)
Lowlights: pick any of them
Verdict: Leave it on the shelf

Bif Naked- Purge

The album starts out really weak, and doesn't get much better. There are a few songs that save it, but I think her debut album was much better- and I thought it was annoying.
Highlights: I Love Myself Today, Regular Guy (No Doubt meets the Bangles)
Lowlights: Tango Shoes
Verdict: No thank you.

Boiler Room- Can't Breathe

It's really no wonder this band didn't make it. The cd isn't very exciting. The singing isn't bad, but he has a terrible scream. It's similar to Sevendust...so you should just stick with them.
Highlights: Can't Breathe
Lowlights: Superficial. ("Superficial...I don't want to be." Right.)
Verdict: Hahah. Put it back on the shelf.

Boysetsfire- After the Eulogy

Through the first song, I was convinced I actually might like this band. Then the 2nd track came on. What was I thinking? This guy can't sing. The first song was almost decent hardcore. The second is complete crap. And all the songs kinda start out like some sort of 70s anthem.
Highlights: Our Time Honored Tradition of Cannibalism
Lowlights: The Abominations of those Virtuous
Verdict: Cover your ears, quickly. Don't let that first track fool you.