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1.
You used to call it "crossover"....and still do
2. You were on the Loudside discussion list
3. You wanted to roadtrip to Cali no matter where
you were from to see places like Bakersfield and Vacaville
4. You joined any street team you heard about because
that was the only way of hearing new crossover bands
5. You used to get huge packages of (cassette!) samplers from teams you
never even joined
6. You remember when Korn was only played on college
radio or late at night
7. You remember there were days before theprp.com
8. You remember the day you found out that Brandon
cut his dreads
9. You stayed up late to catch 120 Minutes, hoping they'd play one of
your bands so you could tape the video
10. You watched the webcasts of Ozzfest featuring
Snot, Limp Bizkit, and Incubus even if you had already been to one because
back then Ozzfest bands were good
11. You remember when Coby exposed himself at shows and perhaps was even
punched by him in the pit
12. Downset and Salmon were the "rapcore"
bands to be.
13. You own System of a Down's demo with "Know", "War"
and "Peephole"
14. You watched Limp Bizkit at Warped Tour with
maybe 15 other people, who were waiting for the band after them to play
15. You remember exactly where you were when you found out Lynn Strait
died, and still mourn every December...RIP Dobbs
16. There was no Adema, only Juice, mofo
17. You could trace the members of Snot throughout all their other projects
18. You can name at least 3 of Logan Madder's bands
19. You know what (hed)PE used to stand for.
20. You remember the Limp Bizkit payola scandal
21. You've seen Incubus in a venue that holds less than 100 and their
set consisted of mostly Enjoy Incubus material
22. And they even did "Eye of the Tiger"
with a certain special guest
23. You used to hear about this "Hot Topic" but never saw one
until recently, unless you were in Cali
24. You remember Static-X when the "X"
was silent
25. You've been the only girl at a Limp Bizkit show, even at Ladies Night
in Cambodia
26. A band with numbers in the name was hard to
think of offhand: Um....uh...hmm...oh! Powerman 5000
27. You equate haircuts with "selling out"
28. You go on and on about how amazing "Water
and Solutions" was and mourn the loss of Far
29. You remember when Korn opened up for 311
30. You could spot another fan because he looked
like Chino
31. ...or dressed head to toe in Adidas (and wasn't wearing big gold chains)
32. You had Nick Hexum on your buddy list
33. You had no idea who Glassjaw was unless you lived on Long Island
34. You heard about Slipknot every day from Eric
instead of seeing 6 Slipknot shirts a day at the mall
35. You listened to Quicksand before everyone listed them as an influence
36. a band having a DJ was a privilege and a treat,
not a right or a standard
37. You thought the band Clown was going to be huge
38. Nonpoint never left FL and you wished they would
instead of wishing they'd go back
39. You liked Hoobastank when they still had the "u"
40. "Alien Ant WHAT?!" was a common response
when you told people what you were listening to
41. The Urge was the only band with horns that was acceptable in your
playlist
42. You could hear the Faith No More influence in
bands instead of bands just crediting them to appear cool...and Mike Patton
wasn't all pissed off about it
43. You have 35" Mudder mp3s
44. You know the lyrics to Pee Wagon and still request
it at shows
45. POD? You mean VOD?
46. You followed the Slipknot/Mushroomhead war on
messageboards
47. You remember seeing Reveille opening for Stuck Mojo who still existed
48. RoadRunner signing your band wasn't the kiss of death
49. You remember that the remix of Be Quiet and Drive was Chino covering
it as if he were Jonah
50. You were able to bootleg your favorite bands
because no one was there to stop you
51. Lemonade and Brownies wasn't just a snack
52. You remember when Vanilla Ice announced his
new hardcore project
53. Max Cavalera is your god...if only you could understand what he's
saying....
54. The only female in a band you could think of
was Rayna. and DAMN was she hot!
55. You remember Chino talking constantly about Tinfed and you still havent
heard them
56. They can't say "Stinkfist" on MTV?!?
57. You've seen Clutch...by accident
58. You've eaten breakfast with Jonah
59. You had to wait on the edge of your seat for an album to come out
because there was no Napster (or you were lucky enough to get a cassette
copy)
60. You had to send away for demos because the bands
you liked would never be signed, much less put out an album in less than
6 months
61. You mullet watched long before it became a mainstream phenomenon
62. You've been invited to one of Happy Walter's
BBQ's (or if you're REALLY cool, actually been there!)
63. You can name the locations of every band named "Livid" (though
the only one that counted was from Cali, but of course)
64. You talked to members of at least 3 different
bands and they're still on your buddy list even though they're too big
for you now
65. You've been harassed by Wolfpac featuring former members of the Bloodhound
Gang...(like that will ever stop)
66. You swear Jonathan Davis is saying something
when he's spitting out jibberish in Twist
67. There were 2 kinds of people, those who thought Cold was brilliant,
and those who were insane.
68. You still wretch at the thought of people calling
it "pimprock"
69. Your roots are in rap but then you realized these things called 'guitars'
aren't half bad
70. You traded videos with people on the opposite
coast so you could see bands that never thought to come your way
71. You can name at least 3 different myths about the 'mustache mystic'
on the Incubus albums
72. Finding another human who liked the same music
was one in a thousand except by internet
73. There were no groupies, only fans
74. Your favorite bands broke up before rapcore
was ever mentioned by mainstream
75. You didn't like Taproot then, and you still don't.
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