@ Just think about how gross doorknobs are. Ew.

@ Do you really need to put on your blinker when you're in a turn lane?

@ Is it wrong to want to completely beat the shit out of people who steal things from your site and try to pass them off as their own? Not even pictures...actual thoughts such as these. Can you really be THAT boring? Oh, and then it's good idea to block me so you think I don't know it's still up...good job. Hope to see this up there soon!

@ Ever find something you've saved, and wonder why you've saved it? But then since you've already saved it for so long, it's hard to get rid of so you just keep it longer?

@ Why do people find it soooo hard to change a roll of toilet paper? YOU'RE ALREADY SITTING DOWN! You can't go anywhere, why not just change it? It's a VERY simple process.

@ Why do people think it's necessary to IM you goodbye after you haven't been talking to them for at least a 1/2 hour?

@Why is it that whenever movie stars co-star with someone, they end up dating? "Oh, we're in love in the movie, maybe we should be in love in real life!"

@ Do villains really chill?

@ These things known as "raves" or "parties" still actually exist. But if Martin Luther King Jr was still around, do you think he'd really appreciate having one honoring him on his bday?

@ How come when movies say things like "Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!" on the cover, they're the worst things ever. Maybe a "laugh out loud if you're lucky" would be a better advertisement....

@ Why do so many people have "oot and aboot" as an away message? There is NOTHING COOL about Canadians.

@ Do guys that hit on everyone realize that they hit on everyone? And by hitting on everyone do they realize that completely turns off the girls that they hit on? I guess it works the other way too...

@ Why are people dumb enough to copy all sorts of shit from your page and then IM you asking who you are?

@ If everyone at college is wandering around looking for a party, who actually has the party? Is there an actual 'party'? Or is it just some deeper metaphor? heh

@ Why is it that I keep in better touch with people who I meet randomly then I do with my other friends? I've gotten more calls from people I've met once or twice then people I've known for years.

@ Finally saw "When Harry Met Sally." And now I still don't know why that movie is such a big deal. Why did Harry ever even like Sally? She treated him like dirt. It took them 12 years to finally get together....was that how long it took Sally to loosen up a little? My lord...Well, at least now I know where that Herbal Essence commercial came from.

@ Why is it that when you rush and rush to get to a show, thinking you're going to be so late, you end up sitting around for at least an hour?

@ When I look up info on the web, why do I only find sites for books? If I wanted books, I'd be in the library, right?!