*How do you know if you had a good day? ICP Boys are together again and ask you questions-twice!!!
* You Know You're an Old School "Numetal" fan if....

@ The Y chromosome should be renamed the Douchebag gene

@ If you want to touch it- touch it! Because it's just no fun watching someone else.

@ Nothin says lovin' like sweaty hugs from band boys!

@ There's always a catch.

@ Coca Cola is best on tap and Pepsi is best in a can. But bottled soda is never good.

@ Group projects in college should not exist. With classes at strange times, work, and other things, it's way too hard to get 4 strangers all together long enough to be productive.

@ A smile goes a long freaking way. Almost as much as boobs.

@ Dashing through an airport to catch a plane is as exciting as it looks in movies: not at all

@ You know a hotel is too big when they hand you a room key and mapquested directions

@ You could stay in the Opryland hotel for a year and never go the same place the same way twice

@ The people in Nashville with cowboy hats are tourists

@ Puck is a really nice guy who can rip really loud burps.

@ Def poetry is fucking sexy

@ If you hang out with a hypnotist, and illusionist, and mentalists, they’ll pull some shit on you!

@ Tagalongs are not wanted. Especially when the person tells you not to come. And if everyone seems annoyed with you, you're probably annoying!

@ If you somehow end up tagging along, don’t tell the story. It’s not yours to tell.

@ Instead of hitting on 34 yr olds, go for the 40+. Instead of a beer you’ll get champagne- for all your friends. Thanks TjohnE!

@ Famous will rock you silly, I tell ya!

@ Boy band acapella groups shouldn’t exist.

@ There’s really nothing like a bad comedian. Bands and novelty acts, whatever. But bad comedians are just pitiful. Especially when the routine was terrible the first time you saw it and they do it again.

@ Real comedy is when a guy doesn’t know another guy is hitting on them.

@ When you take strange pics, make sure they’re on your camera so you can destroy the evidence. I’m scared.

@ The funnier the comedian, the worse the dancer! <3 Dan and Steve

@ Guys are on to the antics of girls in clubs. That’s why none will ever actually dance with you

@ Only the scary creepy guys will actually dance with you because they don’t know better.

@ Guys will actually stare at you all night, finally make their way over...and then turn around and start again.

@ It sucks when a band goes out of its way to win a contest by emulating the success of the last band that won. I don’t care if they did spend 10k on promo material.

@ You shouldn’t cover songs that never should have been written in the first place

@ Winking is hot. Too bad only the old men ever do it!

@ If you want to confuse hotel staff, find a hallway with no cameras and rearrange the furniture. They know it doesn’t belong but they dont understand exactly how....and they'll be too confused to disturb the party.

@ It’s easier to stay up all night than all morning.

@ Sleep really isn't necessary. You can go at least 3 days with out it if there's a Denny's nearby.

@ You can tell how hard a class will be by the number of sorority girls in your class. The higher the number, the easier the class.

@ Late night conversations create weird nicknames and new terms for things

@ Putting salt on a bagel is not the same as having a salt bagel

@ Music teachers are the only teachers I've ever seen run anywhere. And they ALWAYS run.

@ Fucking up someone's hotornot profile to say they're bi and like foreign guys and Cher is funny. If they don't think so, it's ok to laugh anyway.

@ Yes, girls tend to fall for assholes...but that's because the assholes tend to have some redeeming qualities, such as a sense of humor which a "nice" guy won't always have. And it's not like an asshole ever shows his true colors BEFORE you fall for him. AND it works both ways. How many of the "nice" guys have you listened to whine about the flakey bitch who they want who isnt interested? Everyone wants to feel like they've changed the asshole into something better, have broken them in and are the ones who the asshole had been looking for all their life. (no, this is in no way related to my life right now. just a response to one of my friend's bitchings)

@ Smoking weed is not a hobby, it's a bad habit. Especially if you're already dumb as a brick.

@ Don't name your band Mathhead if you're about as boring as doing computations.

@ Getting a paid account to hotornot.com is not a credible way of establishing credit.

@ Seeing a band you've liked for years play a 40 minute headlining set of shitty songs is the most disappointing thing ever.

@ Porn is funny, but not on Christmas.

@ Primer 55/ Reveille fans are UGLY....I feel bad for the bands to have to look at them all the time...no wonder they broke up.

@ If your silences aren't comfortable, then neither is your relationship.

@ Songs can be so powerful. If one moves you that much, there's prolly a reason for it, good or bad and you should look into it further.

@ To be 'that girl' you need to be used and forgotten about, right? What if you rocked their world? lol.

@ No matter how nervous you are, there's always someone who's more nervous than you. And it goes for other things too. But the more things happen, the more you realize you're not the only one.

@ Some people have no compassion or cooth when it comes to death. Maybe you should think to yourself "Is it really my business to ask 'Hey who died?' to people I don't know? Could it possibly upset them and make them want to punch me?"

@ The "don't be that guy and wear the shirt to the show" rule doesn't apply at ICP shows. Everyone there is that guy and you'll end up being that guy if you're wearing something else.

@ Guys are so easily amused by boobs.

@ Showing up at the same restaurant as Zebrahead a few hours after the show does not count as stalking! =)

@ You can leave a place for 8 months and it's still exactly how you left it. Twilight zone.

@ It sucks to realize that people you thought were cool were actually just really annoying. How were you blind to that for so long?

@ It's actually possible to bullshit an entire 6 page interview with someone you've never interviewed if you know enough of a background on them. (sidenote: and get an A!)

@ Scoozie pets are the coolest things ever. "muah! hehe"

@ Jonah....proof that one man and and a guitar is all that is necessary to rock.

@ Hardcore gothing leaves pink streaks on your face.

@ Don't try and memorize your schedule right away. Actually look at the paper so you don't stroll into class a 1/2 hour late like it's normal.

@ It's worth staying sober so that you can remember all the stupid things people do when they're drunk.

@ Writing "Sluts" on sorority posters doesn't really count as vandalism!

@ Violence-another good reason not to drink.

@ Baltimore needs to get more shows. Maybe if people went to more shows they'd know how to act at one.

@ If you don't want to ever be bored, hang out with people who can teach you things.

@ If you can do absolutely nothing but listen to someone breathe for hours and still have fun, you know it's something real.

@ It's bad when you're trying to keep in touch with someone and they disappear- doesnt answer a phone for weeks and doesnt seem to be getting emails either....how do you find out what happened to them? Should you be freaking out? Dropping off the face of the planet isnt cool.

@ People coming through when you dont expect them to is such an AMAZING feeling.

@ Getting hurt at shows makes you a lot of friends. I should've gotten a black eye sooner!

@ People are no more attractive drunk than when they're sober.

@ Things get blown way out of proportion way too easily. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who can see all sides.

@ Guys who watch soaps get lots of chicks-or so they think!

@ You never have a camera around for the best moments. Like when rockstars kiss dogs.

@ You can have the time of your life with people you've only known a day and will never see again. And remember them always.

@ Pantera is LOUD. Value your hearing.

@ The phenomenon of people tripping over the curb at PNC is incredibly hilarious. I hope I get to see the video someday.

@ Don't ever stop trying to push your limits. You can get front row for Incubus that way.

@ Boys in makeup are evil. And yes, I've been told it also includes clown makeup.

@ Even band members get sick of their own songs. (cut my life into pieces...)

@ Rain or shine on a concert ticket doesnt really mean rain or shine.

@ People can become completely two faced. Even those you'd never expect it from.

@ Asbury Park warped tour sucks. 200 sq feet of concrete is not cool at all. Thousands of people packed into that space is worse. And 15 mins to move from 1 stage to another just killed it. Not to mention the lovely scenic drive through the ghetto

@ Being remembered is the coolest thing. Especialy when you don't expect to be.

@ Band members becoming 'rock stars' sucks, but their crew members becoming rockstars is even worse! Having your friends become rockstars? Let's not even think about it...

@ Going to see Zebrahead and KMK is better than sitting in a hotel room with someone doing impressions of them.

@ No matter how shitty you feel, there's always someone who looks or feels worse than you do...

@ Girls that complain they're fat all the time go to the beach in bikinis and then spend the whole time trying to cover up. explain that to me?

@ People love to point out the obvious...

@ Everyone wants to hear what you have to say, but no one truly wants to listen.

@ There is nowhere to park and get food in Philly.

@ If you want to 'fit in' in Philly, get a college hat and a wife beater.

@ Seaside Heights, NJ is all about the hooked up cars bumpin Eminem.

@ I never could've imagined that 7 Eleven would need bouncers at 4 am.

@ People need to learn how to drink responsibly. Passing out isn't cool. Making the sober people take care of you is fucking inconsiderate and ruins everyone's nite.